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| Why are chocolate buttons rude? Because they are Smarties in the nude. |
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| What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker! | |||
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What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even. Sent by http://twitter.com/WhizzKidzEvents |
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What's big, grey
and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. |
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky. Sent by Katie (8) |
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| What did the grape say when someone stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine. | |||
| What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper. | |||
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What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells! Sent by Joshua (6) |
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What do you call a Zebra with no stripes?
A horse. Sent by Bryony (10) |
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Why do Giraffes have long necks? Because their feet
smell. Sent by Joshua (6) |
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| Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken | |||
| Why should you never you play cards in the jungle? Because there are too many cheeters! | |||
| What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence | |||
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Sent by Alice (11) |
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws | |||
| What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elfabet. | |||
| Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! | |||
| Why was Cinderella no good at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin. | |||
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What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us! Sent by David (12) |
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What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
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What do you call a penguin in the
Sahara desert? Lost.
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| Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a budgie. Don't worry, I've got some tweetment for that. | |||
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Lollipop ladies make me cross.
Sent by Will (7) |
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What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any type of dog, buildings can't jump. Sent by Brian (43!) |
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| What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. | |||
| What do you call a train filled with toffee? A chew chew train. | |||
| What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper. | |||
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